I’m going to describe my favourite things from certain categories but I’m not going to tell you what it is, and you actually have to guess. You also don’t have to guess, but you can if you want. It’s whatever.
Movie: Girl loves boyfriend. Girl plans to marry boyfriend. Girl goes to island. Girl has no dad, btw. Girl has too many dads? Girl and family friends sing a lot.
Movie: Girl with big ears hates lawbreakers. Girl befriends an orange lawbreaker, who has way too much game.
Television show: Criminal man wears suits and hats, has beautiful blue eyes, and really likes going to art galleries. He totally won’t steal anything. He also totally isn’t a criminal informant for this dude named Peter.
Book: Girl had television, and fishsticks and ketchup. Wait, nuh uh. There is no television, fishsticks, or ketchup.
Book: Boy hates boy. Boys ruin cake. Boys kiss.
Song: A woman’s husband dies. Everyone blames her for his heart failure. So she dognaps her neighbours dog to try out her hair-dye on.
Television show: Lots of characters that wear matching pyjamas. All of them die except for the traumatized ginger.
That feels like enough to me. So.