For this most interesting personal writing I will be writing the original lyrics to Spooky Scary Skeletons and then running them through google translate a bunch and then putting them back into English to see how much they changed!
Original Spooky Scary Skeletons Lyrics:
Spooky, scary skeletonsSend shivers down your spineShrieking skulls will shock your soulSeal your doom tonight
Spooky, scary skeletonsSpeak with such a screechYou’ll shake and shudder in surpriseWhen you hear these zombies shriek
We’re sorry, skeletons, you’re so misunderstoodYou only want to socialize (but I don’t think we should)
‘Cause spooky, scary skeletonsShout startling, shrilly screamsThey’ll sneak from their sarcophagusAnd just won’t leave you be
Spirits supernatural are shy, what’s all the fuss?But bags of bones seem so unsafe (it’s semi-serious)
Spooky, scary skeletonsAre silly all the sameThey’ll smile and scrabble slowly byAnd drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bonesThey seldom let you snoozeSpooky, scary skeletonsWill wake you with a boo!
Google Translated Version:
Brain tumors are dangerous and dangerous Your stomach starts to tighten The buzzing insects will shake you to your core Feel your presence tonight
Fear, fear He spoke loudly She said, laughing If only the zombie’s voice could be heard
I’m sorry, Bones. I don’t know You just need to rest (I don’t)
Because I’m a rascal I screamed That’s that But they won’t let you
The monsters got scared, what happened? But the magnetic field is not very strong (low temperature)
A sad, sad tragedy They’re all idiots They wrote slowly, smiling as they wrote And it really inspires me
Iron rods and stones break bones They will stand up for you The bones are amazing They wake you up with a hello button
I sincerely hope you enjoyed that chaos and have learned not to use google translate for your French assignments!