Suzy:
1.)”If someone hands you their baby just say, “No thanks, I’m vegetarian.””
2.) “If it hurts, cut it off.”
3.) “It’s a poisonous spider! I wanna go pick it up!”
Me: “SUZY NO!”
Pinterest:
1.)”Try hard and don’t worry if you fail because everyone expected that.”
2.) “Drop it like its your hopes and dreams.”
3.) “Monday hates you too”
4.) “An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!”
5.) “I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks.”
6.) “Did you just fall?”
“No! I attacked the floor!”
“Backwards?”
“Im flipping talented!”
7.) “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
8.) “Be yourself, no one else wants to.”
My Aunt:
1.) “Your baby looks delicious! Can I have a bite?”
2.) “Your salad is adorable! What’s its name?”
Me:
1.) “NIK NO!”
2.) “SUZY NO!”
3.) “JAX! DO NOT EAT THAT SOCK!”
4.) ” Lookin good or hardly lookin?”