Suzy:<\/p>\n
1.)”If someone hands you their baby just say, “No thanks, I’m vegetarian.””<\/p>\n
2.) “If it hurts, cut it off.”<\/p>\n
3.) “It’s a poisonous spider! I wanna go pick it up!”<\/p>\n
Me: “SUZY NO!”<\/p>\n
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Pinterest:<\/p>\n
1.)”Try hard and don’t worry if you fail because everyone expected that.”<\/p>\n
2.) “Drop it like its your hopes and dreams.”<\/p>\n
3.) “Monday hates you too”<\/p>\n
4.) “An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!”<\/p>\n
5.) “I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks.”<\/p>\n
6.) “Did you just fall?”<\/p>\n
“No! I attacked the floor!”<\/p>\n
“Backwards?”<\/p>\n
“Im flipping talented!”<\/p>\n
7.) “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”<\/p>\n
8.) “Be yourself, no one else wants to.”<\/p>\n
My Aunt:<\/p>\n
1.) “Your baby looks delicious! Can I have a bite?”<\/p>\n
2.) “Your salad is adorable! What’s its name?”<\/p>\n
Me:<\/p>\n
1.) “NIK NO!”<\/p>\n
2.) “SUZY NO!”<\/p>\n
3.) “JAX! DO NOT EAT THAT SOCK!”<\/p>\n
4.) ” Lookin good or hardly lookin?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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